Shit, man. What a lemon!
I don't know, man. One minute it's running like a top...
and the next minute it's broken down on the side of the road.
I can't fix a car like this. I don't have the tools to do it, man!
Even if I did, I can't promise you I'd know how to fix a car like that!
You see the house over here?
Let's walk over to it. We'll use the phone.
We need to go home, okay?
Whoa, no. Let's go to plan B.
We'll hitchhike to the next town-- Look, we hitchhike--
Look, it's over, okay? We're broke.
We're gonna go home.
First of all, what is broke to you?
You're so spoiled. Having only a few hundred dollars is not broke.
We're okay. This is a setback. We hitchhike--
What is this?
All right. $16.
So, where's the rest of the money?
You gave it to Inez.
No, I never gave Inez anything.
In the envelope.
Pointless act! You don't give a $500 tip to the housekeeper!
That's inappropriate! That's inexcusable!
That, I don't forgive! What were you thinking?
- Don't call her the housekeeper. - That's what she is.
Don't threaten me. That's what she is. She is a housekeeper.
- People are housekeepers. - You better watch it.
You don't know what you're talking about right now.
Her name's Inez.
And my name's Dignan, man. So what?
She didn't love you, man.
Now where are you going?
Come on. Let's go.
Why did you do it, man?
I don't really think you know what I was going through back there--
Please don't lay that on me now, man...
because I'm not interested in hearing any of that.
Did it ever occur to you that I might enjoy a great stay...
at some mental hospital out in the middle of nowhere...
going running at night, getting a tan with a bunch of beautiful girls?
Did you ever think about that?
What do you think Dignan was doing that whole time you were out there?
I told you Dignan got fired-- out on his ass.
But you never thought about that, did you?
In the end it's easier to think about yourself than to think about Dignan.
Dignan, come on.
I thought I was supposed to be the one that was a little crazy, you know?
Dignan, come on.
"Dear Grace, I enjoyed your letter.
I agree Camp Douglas isn't all it's cracked up to be.
It never was.
But if you're feeling lonely or homesick even...
I recommend that, one, you call me. I'm staying at Bob Mapplethorpe's...
and, two, that you keep extremely busy.
- It's working for me. - Come here, Hector.
I've got a whole, new program.
Bob and I get up at 5:30 every morning to run our paper route.
I've got three jobs.
The money isn't much, and Bob isn't suited for this kind of work.
But we keep each other company...
and we both feel much better about ourselves now that we're working hard.
- Glad you enjoyed it. You all come back. - Thanks, Mr. Fine.
Jack, I've been working. I made $75 in tips last night.
Bob's brother, Future Man, has accumulated some extensive legal debts.
But we're gradually helping him to pay those off.
Can I at least have three bucks for gas?
I'm also coaching a Little League soccer team called the Hurricanes.
They're mostly beginners, but they've got a lot of spirit...
and they don't let defeat get them down.
They remind me of Dignan in that way.
Say what you will about him, he's no cynic and he's no quitter.
I'm usually so exhausted now at the end of the day...
so that I don't have time to think about blown opportunities...
or wasted time.
I do have one bit of advice for you though, Grace.
Take the time in school to learn a foreign language.
I myself never did, and I feel I paid a price for it.
Well, so long, Grace.
I miss you very much. Don't forget to write me back.
Anthony."
Okay, there he goes.
It's Dignan. Wait up!
Where are you going?
I'm just walking Hector.
How long you been back?
A while.
So how's it goin'?
It's goin' pretty good.
I wish that some of the stuff that was said...
hadn't been said out there by me...
and--
I'm sorry...
about--
Do you wanna shake hands?
What's this you got on, man?
It's a jumpsuit.
You like it? I ordered a dozen of them.
Anthony, I'd like to introduce you to Applejack.
- Applejack, this is Anthony. - Anthony Adams.
Mr. Henry! It's Dignan!
Got some visitors.
- What time did he say he'd be here? - Right now.
Did you guys feel that? I just felt something--
Hey! Jesus Christ!
How's the weather down there?
- Come on in. - Well, it's locked.
- No, no. Come on, son. - Okay.
I just tried it, but I'll try it again.
Yes, it is!
He poured more water on me.
- Dignan, good to see you. - Hi, Mr. Henry.
Applejack, good to--
And who are you?
- That's Anthony-- - This is no good, bringing him here.
What the shit, man? What are you thinking?
Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
How are you?
This is my business manager, Rowboat.
Get you a little wet, did I, son? Come on in, boys.
There you go.
That's it. Give it a little topspin.
A little more!
Good. He listens.
- This kid in? - I don't know. Are you in?
- You don't understand. - Let me tell you about this job.
I got this program and I'm trying to stick to it, okay?
Just hear me out.
It's called Hinckley Cold Storage. Here are a few of the key ingredients:
dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers--
Can you see how incredible this is going to be? Come on!
I can't do it.
I know, but if he doesn't have the enthusiasm, then who needs him?
Oh, you said a mouthful.
If you want, I could speak to him.
Would you, Mr. Henry? That'd be great.
- Sugar cone? - You bet.
- Do you want anything, Anthony? - No, thanks.
Listen.
You know...
you're breaking his heart, you know that, don't you?
What do you mean?
Kid that worked on one of my garden crews--
I mean, nice fella, but he didn't perform.
So I had to fire him.
Then six months later...
I get a call from a gas station...
about 200 miles outside of Victoria there.
I said, "What the hell are you doing out there?"
But there's something in his voice.
You know what I'm saying?
I felt for him. I mean, poor guy.
Here he is, he thought he had a team.
Turns out to be a man alone.
And that's tough, man. Real tough.
Here you go.
- Had any time to think? - Yeah, I've done a lot of thinking.
We're still holding your position open for you.
Yeah, I wish you wouldn't do that.
- Come on. Go for a ride. - It's too small for the both of us.
No it isn't. Jump on. I'll give you a pump.
- Where'd you get this? - I got it from a fr--
What are you wearing?
It's a jumpsuit.
- Clay, look at this guy. - He looks like a rodeo clown.
He looks like a little banana. Where are you from anyway, man?
I'm from around here.
- He used to mow our lawn. - No shit?
He was great-- clipping the hedges, sweeping up, mowing the lawn.
What was the name of your little lawn mowing company?
The Lawn Wranglers.
Let's go.
Keep up the mowing, kemo sabe.
It was landscaping, not just mowing.
Man, don't listen to that guy.
I don't know. Sometimes I--
I'm not always as confident as I look.
- Did you see what he had on? - Yeah.
It was pretty cool.
All right.
Wait a second.
What?
Goddamn it. I'm in.
- What? - I'm in.
I knew you'd be back.
Three conditions.
One: you mastermind the plan.
Two: Bob's on the team.
Let's hear the third one.
You gotta get me one of these jumpsuits.
- You like these? - Yeah!
Done. Deal. All right.
- You're doing the right thing. - Yeah, I know I am.
All right. I'll see you later on.
- Need any help? - No, I think I got it.
Ha-ha! Got the eye.
Got the eye again.
Well, move back a little bit!
Hi, guys. Welcome back.
- He's back, Mr. Henry. - Where's Bob? The rich kid?
- Hey, what do you say? - How's it goin'?
Dignan! What do you say? Come on in.
- Oh, nothing much. - What are you guys drinking?
- Water for me, please. - I'll have a Tom Collins, please.
Tom Collins. Okay.
I want you to know it was really too bad about what happened out there.
- I'm glad to see you. - Yeah, it was unfortunate.
- Let's not even talk about it. - It was stupid.
It was real stupid. It was extremely stupid.
I want you to know I don't expect an apology.
Can you believe this guy? "I don't expect an apology."
- Let's not get into this. - Of course you don't wanna get into it.
You would have let my brother rot in fucking jail!
- You said 48 hours! - I never agreed to that.
- That's a lie! - Bullshit!
- Backyard! Right now! Let's go! - Just wait here.
- Come on, Bob. - Backyard? This is my house, asshole!
- Get out here! - Wait a second!
I know you're feeling angry and I think the thing to do is--
- We're all here. Let's talk. - Wait a second!
Bob is a big boy. Now, we are in the real world.
We don't settle problems with hugs. We settle them with bare-knuckle tactics.
Let's talk about that.
- Fine! - Bob, stay there!
- In my own house? - Stop it!
Just stop!
- You got me with a left hook. - Okay, no more fighting.
Bob, come here.
I'm gonna hug him.
What are we doing out here? What happened?
Man!
- You went crazy. - I know. I just-- I don't know.
- Come here. - I was looking forward to seeing you.
Bob, we'd like to have you on the team, if you'll have us.
Roberto, let me get something straight.
- You don't play any tennis. - No.
- And you don't play any golf. - No.
So why do you belong to a country club?
You got me.
You're a piece of work.
- The food is very good. - Well, yeah. You just sign.
My work is the finger work.
Usually my work is--
Little sound and good touch.
- How you doin', Bob? - Hey, Jackson.
When will your folks be back in town?
That's hard to say. Last I heard they were in Singapore.
Your brother was up here the other day. He said you ran away from home.
- What? - You ran away from home.
Oh, shit.
- I'll see you. - Hi, guys. Bob, fancy seeing you here.
The rest of the gang?
- Hi, John Mapplethorpe. - Kumar.
Nice to meet you.
Applejack, nice to meet you.
- John, great pleasure to meet you. - And your name is?
Jackson said you told him I ran away from home.
I might have mentioned it.
I'm 26 years old. I didn't run away from home.
Oh, that's right. You're on that top secret mission.
I'm sorry. I forgot I wasn't supposed to say anything.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't run around telling lies about me.
I'm sorry. I apologize.
I know you have a reputation to uphold.
It won't happen again.
- Jonathan. - Yeah?
You know, Jonathan...
the world needs dreamers.
- Excuse me? - No, I don't think so.
You know, one day I believe that you're gonna wake up...
and realize you no longer have a brother...
and you no longer have any friends, and on that day...
I'm gonna be standing front and center just laughing my fuckin' head off.
God!
I'm just messin' around with my brother.
- Are we okay here? - Okay.
I hope this doesn't offend you, Bob...
but your brother's a cocksucker.
- I know. - Did I offend you?
- That didn't offend me. - Good.
Well, welcome I've got a beautiful house
Hispanic male, nonsmoker, enters white van, southwest door.
- Mark that down. - I did.
There you go. Drive away, just like you always do.
We got it, man. We know it backwards, and we know it forewords...
because we've done the legwork, and we've done the research.
And now it pays off tomorrow.
- Just gotta follow through. - What are you working on?
Let me show you this.
Wow, that's one of your little drawings.
There he goes-- pole vaults over the thing. There he goes, and there he is.
I love the drawings. I love it. You're creative.
Tell me something.
What do you think of Inez?
- As a person? - Yeah, as a girl.
I liked her.
I thought she was a good person. She was friendly.
She was attractive. I didn't get to know her as well as you did.
That's the only reason I even bother to hesitate.
That kid Rocky struck me as kind of a weirdo.
What? Rocky?
- I mean, he said he loved you. - What?
Yeah, he said he loved you.
- Was he-- - I mean, that just seemed strange.
Was he translating?
Was he translating for me when he said he loved you?
He said he loved you.
He wasn't translating. That's how I understood him.
He was talking in English. I was like, "What? Okay. I--"
Whoa! Anthony, where are you going?
He's just a mixed-up kid! Anthony, come on!
You're blowing our cover. Maybe I didn't understand him.
I'm calling for a motel. I don't know the area code.
I just know the name of the motel.
- Listen, can I borrow him a minute? - All right. Sure.
I was thinking.
It might give you a feeling of security if I went in there with you tomorrow.
You know, just for backup.
- Huh, Chicky? - Oh, that's right.
Well, I mean, it couldn't hurt, could it?
No, it couldn't hurt, but--
You gotta weigh the pros and cons. You're the one who hipped me to that.
Shoot, well, what are the cons?
Cons-- if you go in there tomorrow...
then it's just another score by Abe Henry.
That's true.
Can I speak to Inez, please?
She's one of the housekeepers. She worked there for a while.
Please don't do this to me, ma'am.
Look, I'll-- Let me see what I can do.
Well, it's your decision.
If it's okay with you...
it would mean a lot to me...
if you'd let me try this one alone.
Damn. I'll tell you something, kid.
You've got the guts of a damn lion.
Housekeeping.
Carmen, how's it goin'?
Yeah, I'm looking for Inez. Have you seen her today? Is she in?
She's not here.
Hey, man. How's it goin'?
Hello.
I'm looking for Inez. She's one of the housekeepers.
- She is? - Yeah, she is. Hold on.
- It's for you. Telephone. - Thank you.
Yes! She recognizes my voice!
No, I'm at a party.
God, you sound terrific. How are you?
That's great!
No, I'm great, especially now that I got you.
I've been looking all over for you. I talked to every person at the hotel.
When am I going to see you?
Gosh, your English is really improving.
- It sounds-- You're fluent now, Inez! - Thank you.
So the word on the street--
Or should I say...
rumor has if that, well--
I heard you love me.
Yes, I do.
Yes!
God, Inez!
Bird Dog to Scarecrow.
- Come in. - Go ahead, Bird Dog.
I got a visual read on you. You're all clear.
Outstanding, Bird Dog. Outstanding. Stand by.
Let's go!
Kumar, are you ready?
- Yes. - Let's get lucky!
Everybody move! Let's go! Keep up the intensity!
Come on!
Scarecrow?
- Come in, Jackknife. - Is everything all right up there, man?
Affirmative. We're approaching the elevator right now on my left.
- Stand by. Come in, Bird Dog. - Copy.
- Move you your second position. Fast! - I'm moving.
You guys take the elevator. I'm gonna secure the stairway.
- Kumar, are you okay? - Yeah.
I'm heading up the stairway. Everything looks good. I just hit my knee!
Testing! Kumar!
What? I'm okay.
Stop! Get it down! Go!
Let's go. Go. Where are you goin'? Come here.
Rendezvous at the checkpoint in six minutes.
Checkpoint!
- Who's that man? - What do you mean?
That's Applejack! Come on!
- Where we are going? - Right down the corridor here.
- Are you nervous? - Yes, I am nervous.
There it is. Oh, boy.
That's perfect.
No problem.
Hey, Jackknife, come in.
- Yeah. - You know somethin'?
What?
I really don't wanna do this robbery.
- You know? - Man, neither do I.
- Do you want me to come up there? - Keep this line clear at all times.
Come on. Any activity, Bird Dog?
Negatory. We're all clear.
Good. It's supposed to be.
I got a pretty spectacular view from up here.
I can see the whole city from the east side all the way to the west side.
Anthony, the elevator's moving.
- Who's on the elevator? - I don't know.
Well, check it! It's moving right now!
Bob, what are you doing?
- My walkie-talkie busted. - Give it to me!
- Did you drop it? Come on! - No, I didn't drop it!
You're supposed to be on the loading dock!
You go down there. I'm by myself down there!
- Move it! - What's going on?
It was Bob. He dropped his walkie-talkie.
Who's watching the door? Get back in position, assholes!
Applejack, talk to me. What's going on?
Somebody's coming out of there.
- Look! - Jesus Christ!
Hold it right there, guys!
- Freeze! - Come this way.
Come here! Up against this wall! Come here!
Up against this wall! Move!
- Move! - Right here!
- Just look at the ceiling. - Up against the wall!
- What are you doing here? - We work here!
- You're always at lunch now! - Not always.
Yes, always! Okay, let me think.
Time!
Hold on! Jesus!
- What the hell are you doing here? - My walkie-talkie broke, man.
- Two minutes. - Good.
- Put on your masks! - They've already seen our faces, Dignan!
Put on your masks!
Kumar, we've got problems. What are you doing sitting down?
- I tried. I could not get it. - You can't get it?
- No, I could not do it. - Come on, man!
Bob, will you please put the mask on.
- Or turn away. - I can't get it on!
Dignan, what's goin' on?
- Where's Kumar? - Forget it, then. Just forget it!
You can't do it, because you never knew how in the first place!
You are totally lost out here!
- What are you guys doin' here? - Hold it!
- Who are these guys? - Jesus!
- Jesus, Bob! What the hell--? - Put it down, big guy!
- What is your problem? - I didn't do anything!
- Are you okay? - Did you shoot him?
He must be having a heart attack or something!
Drop your smoke. Let's go!
Come on!
Check his pulse!
- Check his pulse! - Get to the elevator!
- I can't see. - A little more!
I can't believe this!
- I didn't shoot him. - He's got a bum ticker, man!
Hang in there, man. Hang in there.
Prop him up. Come on. Get him up there.
- Get up. Come on, man. - He don't look good.
- What is this? - Stay calm. Stay where you are.
- Who tripped the alarm, man? - It's the fire alarm!
- Who tripped the fire alarm? - It's because of all this fuckin' smoke!
Where's Kumar?
- We're going down. Let's go! - Man, I blew it.
- I blew it, man. - What were you doing in the freezer?
I don't know. I lose my touch, man.
Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
What were you doing in there?
Let's go!
- Wait for Kumar. - Come on, Kumar!
Hurry up, Kumar!
- Open your door. - I can't. It's locked.
- Open that door! - Move!
- The elevator broke. - What?
- Where's Applejack? - He's stuck on the second floor!
- Between floors up there. - Did he give you the keys?
- Applejack drove. - What happened?
- I don't know. - Run!
Go!
- What the hell happened to the plan? - I don't know. Come on.
- I'll meet you at Bob's. Go! - What?
- I gotta get Applejack. - No, you're not.
- Yeah, I am. - No!
- I gotta fly solo on this, baby. - Okay, Dignan--
- I don't have time to argue now! - I don't have time either!
Now, you get back to Bob's! Just go!
Who is in charge here?
You are, you dumb son of a bitch! Now, please leave!
Give me this one.
You gotta give me this one.
Dignan, you know what's gonna happen if you go back there.
No, I don't.
They'll never catch me, man...
'cause I'm fuckin' innocent.
Get in here. Concentrate on your breathing.
You gotta get oxygen to your heart.
I haven't got the keys. Unlock the door!
Freeze! Don't move!
- Put your hands on the car! - Put your hands up! Now!
Drop the gun!
- Freeze! - Drop it!
Drop the gun!
Bob, there he is.
One month down, twenty-three to go.
Anyway, I said to the D.A.:
"That cop who hit me must have given me C.R.S. disease."
- What's that? - That's just what the D.A. asked.
C.R.S. is a disease where you can't remember shit.
- Like amnesia. - Right.
C.R.S. "Can't remember shit." C.R.S.
- Tell Mr. Henry I said that. - Okay.
So is Mr. Henry gonna come by and see me or what?
I don't think so.
He actually robbed Bob's house.
- You're kidding? - No, I'm not.
I can't believe that.
I almost robbed that place myself.
You think Applejack knew?
We haven't heard from Applejack since he got out of the hospital.
His case got dismissed.
- What? Why? - We're not sure.
We think Mr. Henry had something to do with it.
Well, they take the health problems into account.
- So what all did he get? - Pretty much everything.
- I bet he got that grand piano. - He got everything.
I bet that grand piano's worth ten grand.
I'm sorry, Bob.
Yeah, but you know, in a strange way...
it's brought me and Future Man closer together.
I mean, we went out to look for a new piano the other day...
and he looks at me and says: "Bob, just because you're a fuck-up...
doesn't mean you're not my brother."
That kind of touched me.
He doesn't normally open up like that.
- Hey, I talked to Inez last night. - Really?
Gonna be bringing you a care package when she comes up here.
- No shit? - Yeah.
She liked me. Oh, yeah. Hang on to that one.
You want anything special?
Well--
- I got something for you guys. - Oh, yeah?
Belt buckles that I made.
There's one for you and one for you.
I made a couple more that I was gonna give...
to, you know, Applejack, Kumar or Mr. Henry.
But-- I don't know. Maybe give it to Inez.
I don't care. Give it to those guys.
I don't have any hard feelings.
Here's a little piece.
That's for the tip.
- Thanks. - We did it though, didn't we?
Yeah, we did it, all right.
Well, thank you for comin'.
It's good seein' you.
- Did you bring that grappling hook? - Grappling hook?
I think I might have found a way out of here.
- You're kidding! - No, I'm not.
- How? - Wait for my instructions.
When we go through the next gate, you'll have 30 seconds to take out the guard.
- What? - 30 seconds!
Have the car running at the northwest checkpoint.
- Bob and I will scale the barricade. - Hold on!
And Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets! They won't shoot civilians!
- Are you ready? - Hold on!
Let's go! Now!
Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I'm in jail?